hey man my name is shaunie and eating is my only talent i guess

// dumbfuck

presidentboob:

shakeyourbuddah:

roselalond:

roselalond:

my mom just bought mitt romney toilet paper

if you thought i was lying

that must be hard to get your butt clean when you wipe it up with more shit

goodlawyer:

 #he looks like one of those petulant little boys you see in department stores with their mothers for back-to-school shopping #’just one more shirt sweetheart’ #’no mom stop i can dress myself i am six-years-old!!11!!’

fallingoffdacouch:

francieum:

I am going to attempt to go through all the messages in my inbox right now.

May Jesus be with me. God bless.

me too

wish me luck

bellatirx:

 #this looks like one of those AU gifsets but it’s REAL FOLKS #THIS IS A REAL SHOW.

sir-laughsalot:

rrrrosa:

blindbandit5:

Well not with that attitude.

or that outfit.

i dunno about you but peeta had some repressed rage

groovymuttations:

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anythingelseisunthinkable:

shavingryansprivates:

thewisepickle:

yesterdayisadisgrace:

twentyytwopointeightmiles:

canieatthisshit:

polterpastry:

gladosisbestpony:

Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber

Sponsored by Crocs

and internet explorer

with movie posters written in comic sans

all proceeds go to invisible children to help stop kony

with a bonus track by Rebecca Black.

also some songs from Miley Cyrus

and an appearence of tobey maguire as peter parker

Stiles + GAY

jooleah:

#katniss i’m not saying you should change #i’m just saying that one of us has super hot muscular arms #from baking bread and throwing bags of flour all day #and this dress is totally the type to show off those arms #bee tee dubs you kinda have manshoulders #also WE WERE BOTH ON FIRE THAT DAY KATNISS #NOT JUST YOU #also I work with ovens all day which makes me being on fire WAY MORE APPROPRIATE #what i’m saying is that you should change Katniss