my mom just bought mitt romney toilet paper
if you thought i was lying
that must be hard to get your butt clean when you wipe it up with more shit
I am going to attempt to go through all the messages in my inbox right now.
May Jesus be with me. God bless.
wish me luck
Well not with that attitude.
or that outfit.
Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber
Sponsored by Crocs
and internet explorer
with movie posters written in comic sans
all proceeds go to invisible children to help stop kony
with a bonus track by Rebecca Black.
also some songs from Miley Cyrus
and an appearence of tobey maguire as peter parker